
Let them eat cake
Before Christmas, I observed that The White House’s reaction to the affordability issues being felt by many Americans had all the sympathy of ‘let them eat cake’ https://wp.me/p9YIE5-69.
Whilst Minnesotans mourned the second shooting of a seemingly innocent citizen, and a ferocious winter storm sweeps across the US (proving to stable genius Trump that global warming is fake news) what were the Orange King and his Queen doing?
Yep – enjoying a private screening of ‘Melania’, of course. Reassuringly, apparently advance ticket sales are abysmal, though, like Trump’s rallies, we’re bound to be told that theatres are packed with the biggest audiences ever.
But there’s only so much cake you can eat before you throw up. #nokings
In ‘The Orange Man’, a group of liberals led by Gus create an online character, Tom Bone, as a jokey social experiment. He’s intended to be as off-putting as possible – but little do they know that they are creating a monster they won’t be able to stop. Here’s their initial design for him:
- Brittle inflated confidence masking paranoia about lack of talent
- Narcissistic
- Bully
- Boorish
- Unintelligent, uncultured
- Misogynistic, sexual predator
- Power and influence from inheritance
Sound familiar?
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